The chronicles of a delirious life. |
Hey, occasionally we have conversations with people (including each other) which make us laugh, a lot. We thought we'd jot these down in a book, but then realised it's 2012 and thought we'd stick them on Tumblr instead. I can't promise it'll be funny, fun or even interesting reading, but I can promise that it will kill time, and isn't that what we're aiming for when we use Tumblr anyway? |
| Keighly: | "Have you locked the door mate?" |
| Alex: | "Does the pope live in the woods?" |
| Keighly: | "No mate, he doesn't" |
| Alex: | "YEAH WELL THE DOOR'S LOCKED" |
| Talking about periods. | |
| Alexandra Jade Peace: | "It's not like a rip my tampon out and wave it under his nose" |
| Lauren Darnell: | "With blood splattering everywhere" |
| Alex: | "Yeah and it's not like i talk about it in great details, like, the other day I had this RET clot". |
| Alex: | Penis's are there to be inside me, not for my eyes to view. |
| Side note- my skinny aunty donated me a Barbour coat which I gave to Keighly as it's a size 10 and she is very petite. | |
| Keighly: | Toooommmmmm stop unzipping my coat! |
| Tom: | Why?! |
| Keighly: | Because I'm cooking and I don't want cheese sauce on my top! |
| Alex: | No she'd rather get cheese sauce on her Barbour coat! |
| Keighly: | *laughs* yeah fuck off, MY Barbour coat, |
| Alex: | Alright! |
| Keighly: | When you're a size 10 you can have it. |
| Alex: | WELL THAT AIN'T HAPPENING THIS SIDE OF CHRISTMAS! |
| Keighly: | FUCKING oat and veggie bar! Why don't you just shit in my mouth now?! |
| Tinkerbell: | Careful Peter, you're a lot taller than you used to be! |
| Keighly: | Shut up you slag. |
| Keighly: | "Did you feel like a woman when you started your period for the first time?" |
| Alex: | "No, I was like errrr..... Then I had to go to the dentist. Worst day of my life" |
| Keighly: | I don't find Ashton Kutcher sexy at all! |
| Alex: | Don't you?! I think he's alright, I wouldn't kick him out of bed... not that I'd get him into bed, but if he appeared there I certainly wouldn't kick him out... |
| Tom Goudie: | Hahaha! Oh yeah you'd be like 'Hello Ashton' |
| Alex: | Yeaah like, 'Hello Ashton, let me give you a cuddle'... |
| Keighly: | A NAKED CUDDLE. |
| Alex: | With his penis facing my vagina. |
| Keighly: | Is that a real person? |
| Alex: | Is that his sister? Oh god It's his girlfriend! |
| Keighly: | Are they real people?.... |
| A picture comes up of him holding a baby. | |
| Alex: | OH GOD, THEY'RE ALLOWED TO BREED? |
| Nathan Wright: | When you and Alex have a laugh you're dead loud, when me and Tom have a laugh we're dead quiet, we're like; "you alright Tom?" Then we're silent. |
| Keighly: | Nay, that's not having a laugh, you've actually got to laugh to have a laugh. |
